Oh, hey! I guess that’s me, Diana... because, you know, I wrote this book. “Author.” Sounds so fancy, right?

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Maybe you’re wondering if I’ve always written about, you know, dead stuff. Nope! I actually started out as a baker who couldn’t bake and a shoe saleswoman who gagged around feet. Eventually, I realized I was much better at writing than anything else.

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Since then, I’ve written all kinds of stuff -- from campaigns for big brands and major entertainment companies to newspaper ads for car dealers (your puppy has probably pooped on some of my best work). Want to see that stuff? (The ads, not the poop.) Check it out here.

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When I’m not writing about dead stuff, I’m hanging out with my super amazing, smart, and funny (seriously, they’re so funny!) daughters, Alexandra and Charlotte. And, of course, our puppy Ralphie.

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Oh, and if you’re curious about who created the amazing illustrations for this book—because who wouldn’t be?—her name is Lauren Burke. Check her out on Instagram.

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If have questions or just want to say, "Hi," you can get touch with me here.

 

For school visits, interviews and media inquiries, please email info@neversayzombie.com.